Jane stood in front of the mirror, hands on hips. ‘I am unstoppable!’ she declared. The mirror reflected her questionable gym attire. Suddenly, her dog dashed in, knocking over a lamp. ‘I am calm!’ she yelled, as the lamp shattered. Her neighbor burst in. ‘Are you okay?’ ‘I am fabulous!’ she shouted, stepping on a banana peel. The neighbor stared. ‘You’re… fabulous.’
