[Setting: A busy sidewalk. Character A, a woman in a glittery tracksuit, walks confidently, reciting affirmations.]\n\nCharacter A: “I am unstoppable! I am brilliant! I am… a penguin?”\n\nA child nearby giggles.\n\nCharacter A: “Yes! I embrace my inner waddle! Feel the rhythm of positivity!”\n\nShe starts waddling, arms flapping. A man nearby snorts.\n\nMan: “You sure about that?”\n\nCharacter A: “Positive! My affirmations are 100% effective! Now, who wants to join me in a dance of self-love?”\n\nThe man walks away.\n\nCharacter A: “Suit yourself. But remember, you’re awesome too!”
