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Mabel’s Mechanical Menagerie

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The Great Yarn Heist of ’87

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The Great Thermostat Uprising

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The Great TikTok Tango

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The Punny Proposal

Jake dropped to one knee in the park, a ring box clutched in his fist. Lisa stared at him, her eyebrow arching like a questioning cat. ‘Lisa,’ he said, voice trembling with faux drama, ‘you’re…

The Affirmation Abyss

Gary muttered, “I am worthy,” as Biscuit snatched his left sock. “I am confident,” he declared, but the dog hurled a vase into pieces. “I am peaceful,” Gary sighed, as Biscuit rolled in the debris.…

The Viral Vortex of 2023

Zoey, a 19-year-old TikTok enthusiast, stared at her phone, jaw clenched. The new dance challenge—”The Boomerang Bop”—had 10 million views, and she’d missed the window. “I’m gonna die in obscurity,” she moaned, pacing her room…

The Great Coffee Catastrophe

Greg stared at the coffee maker, its red light blinking like a dying firefly. He’d plugged it in three times, jiggled the cord, and even whispered, “Come on, buddy,” but the machine remained as inert…

Gary’s Glittery Catastrophe

Gary stared at his half-finished sculpture, a towering mess of soda cans and duct tape, as his cat, Muffin, knocked over a jar of neon paint. The cat pounced on a stray pipe cleaner, sending…