Gary stood in the park, reciting, “I am capable! I am worthy!” His voice boomed over the pigeons. A woman nearby glanced up, then snorted. “Sure you are,” she muttered. Gary ignored her, shouting, “I will conquer today!” as he tripped over a bench. The pigeons scattered. He grinned, “See? I’m resilient!” The woman facepalmed. “That’s not how it works,” she said. Gary paused, then winked. “But it’s a great affirmation!”
