Every morning, Larry recited, “I am flexible!” He stretched at his desk, then tripped over his own feet, landing in a pile of paper. His coworker snorted. “You okay?” Larry grinned, “Absolutely! I’m a human yoga mat!” Later, when the office printer jammed, Larry yelled, “I am unstoppable!” and jumped on the machine. It sparked, then printed. The team cheered. Larry bowed. “Positive vibes, folks!” His boss sighed. “Just fix the printer next time.” Larry nodded. “Already working on it! I am a problem-solver!” The printer coughed up a paper with “I am a problem-solver” printed on it. The office erupted in laughter. Larry smiled. “See? Affirmations work!”
