Gary stared at the barista’s iPhone, where a TikTok video of a guy doing the ‘Renegade’ dance while pouring latte art played on loop. ‘This is the future,’ Gary whispered, clenching his iced coffee like a holy relic. The café buzzed with Gen Zers snapping selfies, but Gary’s phone buzzed—his mom’s face popped up: ‘Did you join the Dalgona Coffee challenge yet?’ He nodded, spilling creamer on his shirt. ‘I’m a pioneer,’ he muttered, mimicking the video’s moves. His left arm flopped like a dying fish as he tried to swirl milk into a heart. The barista, a cool kid with a mustache, raised an eyebrow. ‘You’re doing it wrong,’ he said, voice flat. Gary ignored him, knees buckling as he attempted a spin. The espresso machine hissed like a disapproving cat. Suddenly, Gary’s hip check knocked over a sugar canister. Cinnamon rained down. The mustache kid sighed, ‘You’re trending.’ Gary froze, mid-salsa, as the crowd erupted in laughter. His face burned hotter than the steam wand. ‘I’m… I’m innovating,’ he stammered, tripping over a cord. The video, now viral, showed him face-planting into a cookie display. Days later, Gary’s face was on a meme: ‘When you try to trend but the trend trends you.’ He sipped his coffee, now just black, and smiled. Maybe being a relic had its perks.’,
KingPlatipus
Kingplatipus - The Architect of Battle & Word
KingPlatipUs is a name that strikes fear into the hearts of fellow Minecraft players. Recognized throughout the gaming community as a top-tier PvP contender, their tactical prowess and lightning-fast reflexes have earned them a formidable rep. They are a master of the diamond trident, turning every arena fight into a thrilling display of strategic combat. But beneath the warrior persona lies a surprising depth. KingPlatipus is an extremely gifted writer, weaving intricate stories and captivating descriptions, showcasing a mind just as sharp and imaginative. They believe that a strong foundation comes from mastering both combat and narrative.
