Jane stood in the park, reciting affirmations. “I am unstoppable!” she shouted. A pigeon swooped down, snatched her hat. “I am resilient!” she laughed, chasing it. The pigeon dropped the hat on a confused man. Jane clapped. “Positive vibes only!” The man stared, then smiled. The pigeon flew off, leaving Jane with a new hat… and a lesson in chaos.
