Gary shouted “I am unstoppable!” while folding laundry, his sweater morphing into a origami crane. Neighbor Margo burst in, eyeing the flying garment. “You okay?” she asked. Gary nodded, launching a sock into a ceiling fan. “Positive vibrations!” Margo stared as the sock spiraled. “You’re… yelling at your underwear?” Gary grinned, slapping a pillow. “Affirmations! I am confident! I am brilliant!” The pillow exploded, feathers raining down. Margo laughed. “You’re a menace.” Gary twirled, a bra catching on the fan. “Negative thoughts? Not today!” The fan sputtered, then sparked. Margo lunged, yanking the cord. Silence. Gary blinked. “Oops.” Margo sighed. “You’re 100% unstoppable.” Gary winked. “Affirmation accepted.”
