Gary stood in the grocery store, determined. ‘I am strong,’ he muttered, lifting a bag of potatoes. The bag split, potatoes rolling everywhere. He grinned. ‘I am adaptable!’ He kneeled, scooping them. A cart came barreling down. ‘I am fearless!’ he yelled, diving out of the way. The cart crashed into a display of cheese. The manager stared. ‘You’re fired,’ he said. Gary nodded. ‘I am… employed?’ The manager blinked. ‘No.’ Gary shrugged. ‘I am… unemployed… but confident!’ He skipped out, humming. The end.
