Dave typed, “Meet me at the coffee shop,” but his phone, possessed by a rogue algorithm, swapped “coffee” with “kangaroo.” He squinted at the screen. “Did I just invite her to a zoo?” He tried to delete it, but the keyboard now featured a 3D model of a dancing llama. His friend Sarah replied, “Is the kangaroo caffeinated?” Dave panicked, accidentally sending a photo of his cat in a top hat. The llama emoji exploded into a cascade of glitter. By the time he fixed it, his phone had autocompleted his next message as “I’ll bring snacks… and a net for the kangaroo.” Sarah texted back, “You’re the best. Also, is that a llama?” Dave stared at his screen, defeated. His phone buzzed again: “Your kangaroo is now a CEO. Congrats.”
